Post by Ghoul on Dec 15, 2008 1:52:59 GMT -5
HERE'S MY CHRISTMAS LIST, ENJOY !!! 
1- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) - "One Christmas eve, Billy, who is around 6 years old and his baby brother Ricky, who is 6 months old, watch as their parents are raped and killed by a
drunken thief in a Santa Claus outfit. They end up in an orphanage where they see a nun have sex. Then Billy grows up into an awkward muscle-bound goon. This is the kind of slasher film that helped define the word “slasher film”. Along with HALLOWEEN and BLACK CHRISTMAS, this film (which is sadly often forgotten) helps establish the rules of the game for the slasher genre." - Jose Prendes
2- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT PART 2 (1987) - “Perfect! We’ll have Billy’s crazy brother Ricky recap the first film in its entirety for 50 minutes and then make up some random crap for the end when he goes on a shooting spree, which will include three or so other cast members!” “No. Why would that be boring? People loved the first one and they’ll love to see it again." -Jose Prendes
3- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT III: BETTER WATCH OUT (1989) -
"The doctors have managed to save Ricky Caldwell's life by reconstructing his brain (funny, I didn't know being shot in the chest affected your brain) and replacing the top of his head with a glass dome, some purple juice, and some small do-dads with green lights in the back." - Jose Prendes
4- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: INITIATION (1990) - "This movie has nothing to do with the rest of the series. The funny thing is that this film is titled Bugs in the U.K., which would make sense seeing as it really is about a cult of female-empowering giant bug worshipers." -Jose Prendes
5- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER (1991) - "I don't know whether it was the heavy and retarded Pinocchio metaphors or the scene with the stupid rocket roller skates or the creepy pedophile stalker being Derek's dad or the overall impression of shoddiness that makes me sick. " -Jose Prendes
6- CHRISTMAS EVIL (1980) - "Yes, this movie IS one of the many “man in a Santa suit killer” films, but apart from that the story is as rich, complex, and intriguing as any psychological
horror film out there. ...Poor Harry then has flashbacks of his over-sexed parents making love in inopportune moments, when Harry is watching." - Jorge A. Lopez
7- BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974) - A sorority house is terrorized by a stranger who makes frightening phone calls and then murders the sorority sisters during Christmas
8- BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006 remake) - An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. A remake of the 1974 horror movie.
9- TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT (1980) - It’s Christmas break at the Calvin Finishing School for Girls, and the students are planning a big party while the president of the school is away. A group of boys show up and the fun begins! That is, until mysterious killer starts bumping off couples one by one.
10- SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT (1974) - Wilford Butler returns home on Christmas Eve and his house had been turned into a mental institution for the criminally insane. But the day of his return, he is set on fire and dies.
11- DON'T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS (1984) - A murderer is running loose through the streets of London, hunting down men dressed as Santa and killing them all in different, extremely violent, and quite colorful fashions.
12- JACK FROST (1996) - Serial killer is mutated physically and genetically in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him.
13- SANTA CLAWS (1996) - A young man finds his divorced mother having sex with a man in a Santa Clause hat and shoots them both dead. Years later, now thinking he is Santa Clause, the man develops an obsession with an erotic horror film star named Raven and begins stalking her.
14- SANTA'S SLAY (2005) - On the Christmas Eve of 2005, Santa Claus (wrestler Bill Goldberg) arrives in Hell Township killing the locals. The teenager Nicholas Yuleson finds that his grandfather is actually an angel that defeated the devil’s son in a bet, and
the evil creature has spent the last one thousand years playing a good Santa Claus, giving toys to the children.
15- JACK FROST 2: REVENGE OF THE MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN (2000) - The Mutant Killer Snowman returns to kill more people during Christmas.
16- PSYCHO SANTA (2003) - A Christmas Horror Anthology. In the first story 2 women go to a cabin during the holidays and run into trouble. The second story is about 2 burglars and the third is about a pair of young siblings lost in the woods.
**And tha's not mentioning the several Christmas Horror episodes from television shows**
1- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) - "One Christmas eve, Billy, who is around 6 years old and his baby brother Ricky, who is 6 months old, watch as their parents are raped and killed by a
drunken thief in a Santa Claus outfit. They end up in an orphanage where they see a nun have sex. Then Billy grows up into an awkward muscle-bound goon. This is the kind of slasher film that helped define the word “slasher film”. Along with HALLOWEEN and BLACK CHRISTMAS, this film (which is sadly often forgotten) helps establish the rules of the game for the slasher genre." - Jose Prendes
2- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT PART 2 (1987) - “Perfect! We’ll have Billy’s crazy brother Ricky recap the first film in its entirety for 50 minutes and then make up some random crap for the end when he goes on a shooting spree, which will include three or so other cast members!” “No. Why would that be boring? People loved the first one and they’ll love to see it again." -Jose Prendes
3- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT III: BETTER WATCH OUT (1989) -
"The doctors have managed to save Ricky Caldwell's life by reconstructing his brain (funny, I didn't know being shot in the chest affected your brain) and replacing the top of his head with a glass dome, some purple juice, and some small do-dads with green lights in the back." - Jose Prendes
4- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: INITIATION (1990) - "This movie has nothing to do with the rest of the series. The funny thing is that this film is titled Bugs in the U.K., which would make sense seeing as it really is about a cult of female-empowering giant bug worshipers." -Jose Prendes
5- SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER (1991) - "I don't know whether it was the heavy and retarded Pinocchio metaphors or the scene with the stupid rocket roller skates or the creepy pedophile stalker being Derek's dad or the overall impression of shoddiness that makes me sick. " -Jose Prendes
6- CHRISTMAS EVIL (1980) - "Yes, this movie IS one of the many “man in a Santa suit killer” films, but apart from that the story is as rich, complex, and intriguing as any psychological
horror film out there. ...Poor Harry then has flashbacks of his over-sexed parents making love in inopportune moments, when Harry is watching." - Jorge A. Lopez
7- BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974) - A sorority house is terrorized by a stranger who makes frightening phone calls and then murders the sorority sisters during Christmas
8- BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006 remake) - An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. A remake of the 1974 horror movie.
9- TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT (1980) - It’s Christmas break at the Calvin Finishing School for Girls, and the students are planning a big party while the president of the school is away. A group of boys show up and the fun begins! That is, until mysterious killer starts bumping off couples one by one.
10- SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT (1974) - Wilford Butler returns home on Christmas Eve and his house had been turned into a mental institution for the criminally insane. But the day of his return, he is set on fire and dies.
11- DON'T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS (1984) - A murderer is running loose through the streets of London, hunting down men dressed as Santa and killing them all in different, extremely violent, and quite colorful fashions.
12- JACK FROST (1996) - Serial killer is mutated physically and genetically in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him.
13- SANTA CLAWS (1996) - A young man finds his divorced mother having sex with a man in a Santa Clause hat and shoots them both dead. Years later, now thinking he is Santa Clause, the man develops an obsession with an erotic horror film star named Raven and begins stalking her.
14- SANTA'S SLAY (2005) - On the Christmas Eve of 2005, Santa Claus (wrestler Bill Goldberg) arrives in Hell Township killing the locals. The teenager Nicholas Yuleson finds that his grandfather is actually an angel that defeated the devil’s son in a bet, and
the evil creature has spent the last one thousand years playing a good Santa Claus, giving toys to the children.
15- JACK FROST 2: REVENGE OF THE MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN (2000) - The Mutant Killer Snowman returns to kill more people during Christmas.
16- PSYCHO SANTA (2003) - A Christmas Horror Anthology. In the first story 2 women go to a cabin during the holidays and run into trouble. The second story is about 2 burglars and the third is about a pair of young siblings lost in the woods.
**And tha's not mentioning the several Christmas Horror episodes from television shows**
